Thinking of you, wherever you are















apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

1 minute ago with 57167 notes — via flamingothief, © pyramidslayer



jutsei:

Playing a co-op game for the first time with friends who are very good at it

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11 minutes ago with 33760 notes — via flamingothief, © jutsei



calmbeforehiatus:

The year is 2059 and Fall out boy has just released their new album From under the Prune tree. Featuring hits like ” My blood sugar is going down”, “Golden years”, and their timeless classic “Thanks for the Dementia” 

12 minutes ago with 17878 notes — via firefoxacademy






eridanandsollux:

ackermom:

reasons sims 4 will kill me before i even get it

  • parties with glowsticks raves???
  • you can move whole rooms and buildings!! 
  • multitasking!!
  • you can download new content without leaving the game??!?
  • sims with emotions?? real emotions!!
  • sims can be right or left handed??! why?? who cares??!
  • rocket ship??! cupcake factory??!! 
  • WOOHOO IS A SKILL
  • A U T O S A V E
  • YOUR SIMS CAN J A C K  O F F
13 minutes ago with 163087 notes — via ukule-laid, © ackermom



alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

25 minutes ago with 176387 notes — via hisharley, © life-at-taco-bell



are you fucking kidding me

girlwholovesdragons:

zanetheaiden:

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Heh, I play the cello, I’ll bet this is an interesting article.

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tru

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Jesus fucking christ dont get me started on moving the damn thing

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Pretty much…

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They cause die

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Yeah thats

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Me. Thats me.

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Motherfucker you wanna play

(x)

IT GOT BETTER

25 minutes ago with 37166 notes — via expendablejoe, © zanetheaiden



legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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27 minutes ago with 81324 notes — via fen-chris, © legs-are-just-for-show



jinoras-light:

I’m sure he’d be proud too

27 minutes ago with 17184 notes — via sydnope, © jinoras-light



guy:

when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling

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9 hours ago with 230397 notes — via dasfeelseverywhere, © guy