HOW DO LEGS WORK!?!
im gonna piss my fucking pants omg
[ I CAN’T BREATH]
MOTHER FUCKER CALL LIFE ALERT
Christianist Texas Republican Senator Dan Patrick accidentally praises gay marriage ruling
The Hobbit AU: The company realizes everything Thorin does is a really bad idea
and then they make Fili their king instead. Everything works out perfectly. Everyone survives. The end.
and we call it:
waiting for the tumblr video player to load
answering the door when you’re home alone like
i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture
why do young people now talk like senior citizens please relax kids still play with toys stop bein such a damn baby
Some of the best celeb reactions to the Justin Bloom conflict. #TeamBloom
☜*☆*☞* second star to the right and straight on till morning *☜*☆*☞
when ur parents go out food shopping